One Bad Random

First, don't get me wrong. I have nothing against vegans. I just think that if a person's reasons for being a vegan are strictly because they don't won't to torture poor little animals, then I may have an interesting dilemma for them. What if no animals were hurt in order for you to get your meat on? No, I'm not talking about anything weird like making vegan friendly refried beans by using liposuction waste instead of animal lard or even about grilling up amputated arms. That would be sick.

But what about placenta? "Placenta? Isn't that some Brazilian fruit that can only be picked by trained monkeys?", you ask. Now you're just being silly. Incidentally, before you label me the sick fucker that came up with this, you should take a peek here. While there are plenty of things you can do with it rather than just toss it out, why not cook up some vegan friendly lasagna or pizza? Or maybe just some good old fashioned placenta surprise. It's placenta–SURPRISE!!!

GO VEGAN!

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