Gun Safety
In recent years, I've realized, my parents have a lot of funny stories. One of the stories my dad told me was about when he was in the military. The MPs on guard duty used to put pencils into the gun barrels of their .45s and then dry fire the gun. This would cause the pencil to shoot out.
So, one night, the MPs are on duty and some nurses are coming back onto the base. One of the MPs sticks a pencil in his gun and asks, "Have you ever been shot in the ass with a .45?" After she says, "No", he then points the gun at her ass and pulls the trigger. The only problem is, apparently the gun is still loaded. I'm sure everyone had a good laugh about that one.
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