A Database Joke and a Fraction Joke
I know many of you are often hard pressed to come up with something when someone asks, "Heard any good database jokes lately?" Well, I'm here to help:
I used to work with a database administrator (DBA) from another country. English was not her first language and she had a little bit of trouble pronouncing the 'th' in words. Instead of three she would often say 'tree'. In the database world, when you perform a backup of all of the data, it is commonly referred to as a database dump. On a previous job, she was in the middle of performing a backup of the database when one of her co-workers asked, "How's that dump coming?" She responded, "It's about two turds done."
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