Look at me, I know how to drive in reverse
I've noticed two things lately about parking lots. The spaces are getting more narrow as cars are getting bigger and a lot of jackasses like to back into their parking spots for no apparent reason.
I think every other car on the road in my area is either an SUV or a truck. How are these poor bastards supposed to park in a spot that is five feet wide? And on a row of parking spots, how many extra spots can you fit if you shrink each place by two feet? Somewhere between one and who fucking cares. I'd rather have room to park without fear of the retard next to me dinging my door. Barring that, I'll just park further away or circle the lot until a space opens up.
Now, about these fools that back into spots. The only theories I have on this are that they either have little dicks and think that their prowess at handling big machinery is going to score with the chicks OR they're actually superheros in disguise. They may need to back into the spot so that when the police commissioner shines the dumbass signal into the sky they can peel out. Well, as long as they have a good reason…
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