Worst Pickup Lines
Cote' sent me a link to the world's primary information and support network for and about romantic relationships among cousins. They of course missed the opportunity to give people good pickup lines to use at the next family reunion. Unfortunately I don't have any. But here's my current list of pickup lines that have almost no chance of working:
- You must work at KFC, because I could make a meal out of those breasts and thighs.
- The AMA should warn people about you, because later thinking of you is going to cause me to have a "stroke."
- Can I push your stool in?
- Would you like some sauce on your taco?
- Blood on my knife or shit on my dick.
- Let's have sex in the bathroom. And by bathroom I mean your asshole.
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