For My Own Protection
I got a suspicious looking magazine in the mail on Friday. My wife immediately thought I was getting porn sent to the house. I tried to explain that I get all my porn on the internet these days. Here's what it looked like:
It sure looks like porn. After opening it I discovered this:
Despite the fact that "Party Life" still sounds like porn, it's actually a poker related publication from the fine folks at Party Poker. While it's very nice that they're trying to protect me from the prying eyes of my spouse, neighbors, and government it's certainly sad to think that they feel like that have to. Receiving publications on online poker is now as bad as receiving copies of Shaved Snizz magazine in the mail. And while bald pussies are still legal in all 50 states (though pictures of them may not be) online poker can no longer say the same.
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