Dropping the (Mildly) Funny
Okay, it's not great but I've got to get into the habit of posting again and it's all I've got. I went to lunch with some co-workers today. When we went to pay the only woman in the group paid for one of the guys because she owed him a lunch. Me and the remaining guy said we'd like separate checks. She said that people were still going to think we were a gay couple. The other guy said, "That's alright as long as you don't kiss me here," meaning in the restaurant. So I say (tee hee), "I didn't see where you pointed…"
Yeah, 1) it sucked, 2) you had to be there, and 3) even if you were there you wouldn't have laughed.
September 18th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Actually, this retelling of the story is funny because I can imagine myself seeing you say it, followed by a quiet chuckle from a overly polite person then silence. :-)
September 18th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes that my redneck brother-in-law tells. He lives in Victoria (TX), and to get there from Austin one must go through Luling. That town stinks so bad from all the oil wells that you have to roll up your windows, put the vent on recirculate only, and hope you don't hit any red lights. But it's okay now, thanks to this joke: "My wife said to kiss her where it stinks, so I took her to Luling."