More Tales of Odd Bathroom Behavior

I'll admit it, I'm obsessed with peoples' odd bathroom behavior. Just as I was leaving the bathroom (after washing my hands unlike some people) some guy comes in eating a brownie. He sits the half eaten brownie down on the counter on top of a napkin. He then turns around and starts using the urinal. I'm not squeamish by any stretch of the imagination, but don't you think a communal bathroom is an odd place to bring food? I could be a madman standing behind him and giving his brownie the stink finger. I mean that in the non-sexual sense, of course. And what about the other millions of tiny shit particles that are inevitably attracted to food-like substances sitting on bathroom counters?

It reminds me of a couple of jobs ago when Cote' found a half empty bag of Doritos behind one of the toilets (although, he insists it was half full). Did the person suddenly come to his senses and realize it was a bit disgusting to eat on the toilet? Hell, why not bring a burger in with you? I must admit there is a certain appeal to the efficiency of it all.

Cote' is also the person that sent me the video on Male Restroom Etiquette. Overall a beautiful piece but it falls apart toward then end. I give it 3 1/2 out of 5 stars.

3 Responses to “More Tales of Odd Bathroom Behavior”

  1. Mike Lunt Says:

    As counterintuitive as it may seem, kitchens are much more germy than bathrooms. :-)

  2. Robert Says:

    An excellent point.

  3. Cote' Says:

    I'm looking into to getting Pancho's At Home to service the tex-mex buffet in my bathroom: taquittos, fajitas, and burritos, baby! And all the guac you can shovel in your gullet.

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