The New Slang

So, I'm watching some shit fluff show on E! and Jamie Foxx was talking about something being "off the chain." I remember back when things were merely "off the hook." Never one to sit back and watch the kids sling the slang, I decided I need to come up with my own phrase. You know, to show how fucking white I am. What's my new phrase? Drumroll: Off the menu. That's right. It's so influential and so rich, that shit ain't even on the menu. It's not an option for you fucking lemming bitches. Feel free to use it in a sentence. My new slang is off the menu, baby.

Update: Suck it.

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